Wednesday, April 13, 2011

The Govt's Mobile Beach Initiative

Fresh off the Inventors Convention in Switzerland comes this latest piece of faux news!

The recent bouts of bizarre and freakish sandstorms are part of a top secret government experiment to bring Mobile Beaches to the mass populace!

Now, you don't have to drive a long way to get to a crowded beach with rowdy teenagers and people left right and center, you can enjoy the beach from your very own living room! Just open a window, slip on your swimming trunks, pull out an old tub, fill it with water and relax :)

Satisfaction Guaranteed!

Their slogan: You bring the Aqua, We bring the Silicon Dioxide!

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