Sunday, August 01, 2010

The Epilepsy Squad- Dodge Charger Police Cars

The Dodge Charger Police cars are off the hook! Sleek, Stylish and turbo-charged (probably) they are a definite upgrade over the ol' Fords.

Out with the old, in with the new!

BUT! There is a major design flaw in this vehicle. If anyone has been caught behind one, or had the displeasure of having one pass by with the sirens on, they will definately sympathise with my plight.

The damn police lights cause my eyes to lose focus, and trigger an episode of hypnotic trance, a rising queasiness and on severe cases, could cause some form of epilepsy.

Much like the prisoner torture method of using blinking florescent lights to disrupt sleeping patterns and trigger epileptic seizures, these police lights do the exact same.

Watch; the quality is shoddy, I didnt want to be up in the dudes face making a video, for legal purposes. Add to that the fact that this was near the new Sheikh Saad Terminal, and I had seen a gazillion signs stating "Military Zone, No Photos".

(P.S. This post is not meant as an insult for those with epilepsy, which is a serious disease)

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